I had a rider tell me in no uncertain terms, "I'm a man who is confident in my heterosexuality but if Tom Brady wanted to sleep with me, I'd definitely say yes. He is a very handsome man."
I was a little bit surprised but I do understand.
I feel something like that abut Cillian Murphy.
I'm sure he's a nice guy in real life but when I see his face, I just want to punch him!
The rider continued, "There is a range of emotions when you see a face, from punching to licking. I would definitely lick Tom Brady's face."
So there you have it, Tom Brady is a handsome man who is face-licking good. Look out KFC!


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