Conflict Resolution for Couples and Advice for Men

I had a couple in the car with me today. They said that they had been fighting for the past three hours and decided that they just wanted to go out and drink. Fair enough, that's going to end either really well with the drunken make-up or (and more likely) end up in drunken fighting which was going to be worse because of the three hours of fighting they had already put in.

I suggested that the best way to solve the problem would be the second they started arguing to do a shot. And a shot that they both hated, not one that one liked and the other didn't.

At this, the guy said that they had just had a shot of tequila, which was something that he liked but she hated. And he also admitted that he'd actually spat out his tequila while she had drunk hers. She got understandably upset at this and his reaction was, "See what I mean?" I said that he had given her the stick to beat him with and his response was, "I'm too honest."

That's when I let him in on a little secret:

Honesty is the second to silence. Guys, take heed.

Daisy Chain Designs

I had the pleasure of having Mel Hansen who is CEO and owner of Daisy Chain Designs ride with me. She works with crystals to create unique pieces that have different properties. I really like both the design and the ideas and I hope her store does great.

Check it out here: http://stores.ebay.com.au/dcdjewellery

Tom Brady is a handsome man!

I had a rider tell me in no uncertain terms, "I'm a man who is confident in my heterosexuality but if Tom Brady wanted to sleep with me, I'd definitely say yes. He is a very handsome man."

I was a little bit surprised but I do understand.

I feel something like that abut Cillian Murphy.

 I'm sure he's a nice guy in real life but when I see his face, I just want to punch him!

The rider continued, "There is a range of emotions when you see a face, from punching to licking. I would definitely lick Tom Brady's face."

So there you have it, Tom Brady is a handsome man who is face-licking good. Look out KFC!

Almost Famous

I've had a producer of Suits, a director of Sherlock and the boyfriend of a Spanish golfer ride with me.

Look at me brushing shoulders with the stars. 

Leeroy Jenkins

Turns out that Leeroy was so popular that he has been put into WoW.

Amazing how stupidity gets rewarded.

I'm an albatraoz

Ridiculous title. Quite a catchy tune.

Fecal Transplant

Apparently this is something that is really being used to great success to battle Crohn's Disease and while this isn't completely regulated in the US, it is happening under the radar.

To make it sound better, they should stop calling it a fecal transplant and start calling it a transpoosion.